nevendintim:

Please don’t touch my golden soul with your dirty hands, thanks.

(via souliwave)

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(Source: fahbulus, via souliwave)

nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

(via souliwave)

abrotion:

me when people don’t reply to my messages

(via filmbear93)

hmwhatthehell:

do u ever feel like you’ve accidentally tricked certain people into thinking you are smarter and have more potential than you actually do and do you ever think about how disappointed they’ll be when you inevitably crash and burn

(via bernlovespeaches)

sansgod:

I love dramatically looking out windows on public transportation

(via gossipinq)

breadmaakesyoufat:

me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

(Source: uglydantedeactivated, via whoresofsatan)

automatically:

“would you like to have sex”

(via virguin)